Okay, Readers
You can only read the first page of every book
OR
You can only read the last page of every book^
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Last night, I tried starting the second sock, but utterly screwed up the ribbing. My frustration with the TV is oozing into other life areas: instead of trying to fix the mistakes, I just ripped the whole thing back.
A brutal rainstorm blew in here yesterday afternoon. Fortunately, there were only a few branches down in the front yard. There was flooding in some parts of town, and several traffic lights were out. Me, I just backed my car out into the driveway and got real cheap car wash.
^Last for me. First might intrigue me and be hard not to turn. Last, I have closure --- literally and figuratively. You also sound vaguely cooler if you're able to say, "How about that ending, though, huh?"

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