hand eye crafts

It's an MST3K joke, but it sprang right to mind immediately when I saw this photo: "And I told her that in school, I was an Ursa Major!" Today's query is Would you rather have fifty turtles living in your house OR One hundred canaries living in your house?● ●Turtles.  If it were 50 canaries, too, I'd need to have a think, but as is,

You can change one aspect of your physical appearance  OR You can dramatically increase your intellect* *Going shallow here: my appearance.

Most of my days are spent barefoot, wearing leggings and a t-shirt.  Today, I'm wearing slippers (which is just not me), socks (less not me, but stil...), leggings, t-shirt, hoodie jacket (sometimes the hood is up), handwarmers (they're really cute*), and a knit blanket around my shoulders. I'm sick.  My head feels like a bowling ball with all the finger holes clogged.  My ears hurt on the inside.  My throat's not sore, but I've sneezed for 2 days.  Y'all all know how it feels. At any rate, the questions must go on. No talking daily from 9 AM to 5 PM OR No eating daily from 9 AM to 5 PM × * ×This is a coin flip for me.  I don't do all that much talking as it is, and I surely need to cut WAY back on eating.

 Would you prefer access to a time machine  OR access to a teleportation machine?` Bought some super  cheap fake nails and put them on my left fingers tonight, trying to channel 70s Cher: I didn't think about, after having nails on the left, I'd need to put some on my right.  I haven't gotten around to that just yet. The glueness of the whole thing is all that "worries" me.  I don't want my actual nail to come off when the fake one's removed. `Time.  Going backward.   Not to change anything (because where would you even start...), but to see certain people and events.

You can receive text messages, but cannot send them OR You can send text messages, but cannot receive them^ I've felt off-balance, out of sorts today.  I almost cancelled my therapy appointment.  It feels like maybe one (or more) of my medications isn't effective anymore. The process, though, of coming off one and trying another, new one is so laborious, so time-consuming, and there's no assurance that the new one is going to work.  Depression is just awful. ^Send, but not receive.  Obviously, the phone works, so they can call me if they need to.

 You're stuck in wet jeans for the day OR You're stuck in a wet turtleneck all day◇ The new  Stitchery  catalog arrived today, and I love the cover piece: I would love to make it, but my patience runs out so quickly with things lately, I don't know if I could.  Plus, the kit is $68.  There is a little piece with foxes that I might could do: I'm kind of into foxes lately. Also, I'm lately fascinated with/by food art. This one boggles my mind.  How do people think of, then manifest, these things? ◇I'll assume they're both soaked through.  Turtleneck.