hand eye crafts

My days are nothing if not all the same.  In fact, one of the first things I do when I wake up is try to figure out what day it is.  I feed the cats, take Rupert out, dose Madeleine.  Then, usually, it's straight back to bed.
When I get up the second time, I take Rupert out again, then sit down for computer stuff.
The rest of the day, I knit or read.  There's almost always a movie or TV show playing on the computer.
Some days, there are doctor or therapist appointments.  Some, I need to go to the grocery.  And, honestly, that's about it.
I'm, basically, the poster child for an out of work depressive.

It's a gray day here.  The animals and I are fighting over couch space.  I think that they have developed a highly organized, sophisticated plan to deny me use of any part of it.  They have banded together despite their species difference against the common enemy, The Human.  I struggle  for a seat, and am granted one only long enough to answer the next MM question.  They demand chicken- and pork-flavored treats in return.
What gets you excited about your work?
Hmmmmmm.
I'm definitely a process knitter, rather than a product one.  The physical process of knitting is what I enjoy.  The feel of the yarn, the satisfaction of getting through lace repeats without screwing up, the motion of the needles, and the still hard-to-believe idea that an entire garment can be made with two sticks and what amounts to one long piece of string.

"Show off your friendor crew."
Makers' May, I'm 56 years old.  I know what a "crew" is, though I don't have one.  However, I have no idea in the world  a "friendor" is.*  Which is proof, I suppose, of my not having one.
Let's move to terms and phrases that I do know, shall we?
"Life of Riley"
"Don't take a knife to a gunfight.  Even if it is all fancy, and has your name on it, and stuff."
"Is the glass half-full, or half-empty?"
It isn't a 'man purse,' it's a messenger bag!"
"Never go to sleep angry."




*Okay, I can break the word down for its definition, but that's not as fun to write.

. . .  Oh.  Did someone use that already?
Today, Makers' May asks, "What is your color palette?"  Well, Makers' May, let's go to the chart for the answer:
If you think of the above as a clock, my palette starts at 10 o'clock (the purples, naturally), and sweeps under to about 5 o'clock.  Purples, blues, greens, greys --- which, sadly, are unrepresented.
I've nothing against yellows, but they just aren't quite in my wheelhouse.  I do not like orange.  You might be able to get a peach or an apricot by me, but I'm gonna whoa you up before you get to the true stuff.

Now, red.  I've nothing against red at all.  For some reason, red's simply not been a color I go to.  Clothing-wise, it's because I don't look good in it.  Knitting-wise, my attention always go to my purple-to-green colors;  I scarcely pay red any attention.

"Sorry" is one of those words that begins to look like a truly non-word the longer you look at it.
Aga…

Makers' May wants to know the biggest craft mistake I ever made.  Well, I'm the type of crafter who throws away things that don't measure up.  Therefore, I don't have a memory of a sweater that came unravelled when someone wore it, or a skirt that I sewed splitting a seam.
I am sorry that I didn't keep the first think I ever knit (a vest).
I am a miserable potter.  Hannah and I took a mother-daughter pottery class together once, and I was hopeless.  She took right to it, of course.  It was good fun, even if the skills never clicked with me.

This week, Kathy asks the following:
*What's your favorite toe nail polish color for summer? I don't polish my toenails;  it brings unwanted attention to my feet.
*What do you do with an odd leftover knitted sock? Turn it into a toy for the cats by filling it with catnip and cinching it up.
*Have you ever had lice? No.  We had a scare in middle school once, and all had to report to the auditorium to be checked.
*Have you ever had a Tic? Yes.  Luckily, I found it right away --- before it had a chance to burrow.
Are you afraid of needles?  No, not really.
*Knitting:  Who are some of your favorite pattern makers? Berroco is my absolute favorite.  I honestly don't know much about other designers.
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Makers' May wants to know what my favorite book is.  It's Blindness, by Jose Saramago.  No, I did not see the movie version a couple of years ago, because nothing needed to replace the words and images that the book left in my head.

#15 --- Do you have any pets? Why, yes, I do. Erin (hiding her Granny-Smith-apple-green eyes)
Lily (originally headed for life as a barn cat)
Rupert (never the sharpest knife in the drawer, but scads of ways to make you love him)
Madeleine (found in the wheel well of my son's car)
Riley (who came to us when my mother died)
#16 --- Do you have any tattoos? Yep! That's my right forearm, as you would see it.  It's the Chinese character for "center."  It's to remind me where to go when chaos descends.  As a bonus, you can find the initials of lots of important people in my life within it.

Digging through the yarn to find
THE COLOR OF YOUR PHONE CASE.
If you don't have a case, go with the color of your phone.

I'll give you an action shot:
Tomorrow, though, Maker's May, tomorrow there will be a surfeit of pictures.
Some time ago, I came across the notion of a pocket prayer shawl.  My mother was part of a prayer shawl group at her church, and, though I've never made a prayer shawl per se, I do hope that people who have worn my shawls found some kind of comfort in them.
But this idea stuck with me.  With the odd balls and hanks of yarn already being used for Blankapalooza and Harry's Hundred, why not tease something else out of the remnants?  So, I'm making one or two along.  The idea of a basket of these left at a church, or a shelter, makes me feel good.  
I'm not putting designs on mine, though I am using different stitch patterns.  My "thing" is sewing a button on to each one, in a fairly random place.  Somehow, that made sense to me --- if you are carrying the shawl in your pocket or purse, it would be easy to find, and quick to grab.  Also, I had the i…

Maker May wants those of us who are participating to post five favorite IG accounts.  Now, I'm operating under the assumption that "IG" stands for Instagram.  And though I do have an Instagram account, I hardly ever check in.  Instead, five of my favorite Pinterest pins.
Daring, calling an audible like this, huh?
Former student, now friend, Heather Larkin, has a business called Fairyography, where she takes photos like this.  If you want to escape into a land of fairies and elves and many, many things breathtaking, click through to her site.
I never see, or drink, or even think about tea without my dear, dear Teabird coming to mind.  We've been friends for a lot of years, and she has been a rock for me a lot of times.
This from Emily, a friend I met when she was living in Ohio.  She's now in England, raising two very special children, Emmett and Alice.
Best friend Shari found lots of wonderful ideas for her daughter's wedding.  This is one of my favorites.
Ka…

. . ., I should probably excuse myself from today's question: What do you do on your days off?
Since I don't have a job, every day is a day off, really.
It's kind of funny --- my therapist once asked me, "When you were working, what did you envision as a perfect day, or weekend, off?"  My answer was, "Nothing at all to do except read, knit, and sleep, whenever and for however long I wanted.  Near a beach."
Turns out that when that's what you do EVERY day, it's not nearly as fun as it sounded.  Maybe the beach thing is what I need to pull it all together.
Hmmmmm.

What is your favorite handmade shop?

I have several friends who sell on etsy and artfire, so I won't risk hurting anyone's feelings by choosing one of those.  Fortunately, there is another shop that I just love: Lisa Snelling's "We Love Poppets" on etsy.  Her work is so lovely, though pricey.  I've given several of her prints to friends for various occasions.  And then there are the Poppet figures, adorably represented here by "Dandelion Poppet": The creativity and skill that produce such beautiful things boggle my mind.  There are so many people out there with great gifts.

The Maker's May question for today is "Who is your ideal customer?"
Anyone who buys!!!
My ideal situation would be to generate enough income from my etsy shop that I wouldn't have to dip into my Next-Thirty-Years accounts for living expenses.  But that's never happened, and it never will.  Charity knitting is where I'm at, as well as, in perfect honesty, giving my knits away.  I don't know how many students, over the years, complimented my mittens or scarf or hat. and I took it off and handed it to them.  The payoff was running into them somewhere later on, and seeing them wearing it.
All that I get from my father, who was a jeweler.  He'd offer people "special discounts" if he knew they truly wanted a piece, but were a little strapped for cash.  His favorite thing to do was deliver the jewelry to the customer, have the customer say, "Great;  how much do I owe you?"  Daddy would say, "When you get the bill, you can pay me.&quo…

Under this big top, questions about indulgences and priorities and preferences!  First in the Center Ring,  Kathy's Monday Meme. 1.  What is the bulkiest yarn with which you have knit? I've dealt with some fairly bulky chenilles.  And Knit Collage has great bulky yarn.
2.What is the biggest size needle you've worked on? 50.  The project (a cowl) was off the needles almost as soon as it was cast on!
3.Tell me about the WHOLE enchilada. Shredded steak, green onions, cheese, cilantro pico de gallo, then cheese melted on the top.
4.  Would you rather wear a bulky ring, bulky bracelet, or bulky earrings? Earrings are out;  I wore earrings that were too bulky too soon after getting my ears pierced the first time, and tore my right earlobe.  With a ring, it would depend on what makes it bulky (material, setting, stone. . .)  I do like a nice bulky bracelet.
5.  Name something oversized that you own and love. I can't think of anything oversized that's mine.  I have oversi…

It has happened!  I finally ordered a test product from Chewy.com for Rupert that he truly likes! (That would be Rupert in full-throttle-excitement-mode.  Lily, of course, in natural-cat-mode.)
No, really --- he is genuinely liking this food: Rachael Ray's Dish.  It has vegetables and fruits along with the beef and brown rice.  I had to sort of coax Rupert into that first bite, but once he tasted it, he dug in on his own.  Win!!
Cat food was also on the test list this month: Wellness CORE Chicken & Tuna Hearty Cuts.  Lily and Erin are the canned food eaters, and notorious gravy lovers.  They, almost always, lick up the gravy from their food before eating a little bit of the meat.  This, they went after vigorously, and, when they were down, plates were cleaned of gravy AND meat.  Another win!!
Each month, Chewy.com asks me to choose two of its products to try.  My reviews are based solely upon my honest and true experiences with the products.  I receive no money whatsoever fro…

That would be David B. and Delores E. Spence, shown here amid the Christmas chaos that comes from having two grandchildren:

Today's Maker's question borders on the unanswerable for me: What is on your shelf?
Really?  Maker's May?  Really?  Which shelf?  There are so many shelves in this house, and so many not-originally-shelves-that-are-now-shelves. . . 
Tell you what.  I'll go with the shelves that are right in front of me.
The entertainment unit that, after all these years later, I still can't believe we found.  At some point, Dale and I had furniture in the den, and cable inlets, that put our TV in a corner.  For a while, we had the TV on/in regular tables/shelves, but then we found this.  Perfect!
Okay.  Top to bottom, my shelves hold 1)  Stuffed versions of some of my favorite things, action figures, and my Funko Pop collection. 2)  DVDs --- with a picture frame downturned on some, --- a tin "K" sign, another Funko Pop, and a Lego hero. 3)  More DVDs. 4)  TV.  And, to be be completely honest, there are things behind the TV, but let's not discuss them just now. 5)  The…

What inspires you?
Well, Maker's May, it's quiet.  Quiet lets me think.  Kind of forces me to, actually.  My physical location isn't as important as there being quiet where I am.  Yes, by the open window of a house on a beach is my Ultimate, but when I picture that in my mind, I realize I don't hear a TV or any music.  It's just the breeze and the water, and me being still.

Today's Maker's May question: What new technique would you like to learn?
Hmmmmm.
My big knitting bugaboo is double-pointed needles.  Technically, I know how to use them.  I understand what's supposed to happen.  But I simply cannot knit with them because I can't hold them!
(Photo from dailyskein.wordpress.com)
Stitches slide off, a needle slips out and onto the floor, I reach down to pick it up and lose more stitches.  Cast on again, somehow manage to tangle the needles (NOT the yarn) when I'm dividing stitches, get that straightened out, then the ball of yarn has rolled away and now one of the cats is playing with it, and Heaven help if I lay this down to retrieve it, because it will be impossible to pick back up correctly.  It's hopeless.  

As she has done more than once in the past, my wonderful Bridget has given me a way to blog without thinking too much.  (Like all else about me, my thinker is strained to the point of cracking.)
Bridget blogged about something called "Maker's May," which she had read about on Facebook via Stefanie Japel.  It's a question-a-day survey/meme/take-off point for those of us who make things.  Lay your eyes here:
Since I didn't learn about this until yesterday, I have a little catching up to do.
1.  I am KSDean. 2.  My newest completed creation is a hat for, coincidently, Bridget's Harry's Hundred. 3.  I sell on etsy. 4.  Currently in/on my workspace: one dog one cat one computer two books two works in progress one jar of Vaseline one tape measure one pair of scissors one bottle of hand lotion two remotes for the TV one can of Dr Pepper
There!  All nice and caught up, and my thoughts distracted for a few minutes.