Deep Fake

 Would you prefer access to a time machine 

OR

access to a teleportation machine?`

Bought some super cheap fake nails and put them on my left fingers tonight, trying to channel 70s Cher:

I didn't think about, after having nails on the left, I'd need to put some on my right.  I haven't gotten around to that just yet.

The glueness of the whole thing is all that "worries" me.  I don't want my actual nail to come off when the fake one's removed.

`Time.  Going backward.   Not to change anything (because where would you even start...), but to see certain people and events.