Schrodinger's Package

Since last Wednesday, I've been going around and around with FedEx.  They said that the package they were trying to deliver needed a signature.   The deliverer left one of the tags that you sign in lieu of being present.  It hung on my front door for 3 days.  I was working through the FedEx app, and at one point, a message was saying that the package was being returned to the sender.

I don't know what is in the package.  Should I be excited, or what?

Last night, I got a message that the package would come today.

It didn't.

But the latest message is that whatever it is will be delivered tomorrow between 9:30 AM and 1:30 PM.

Whatever's in that box, it better be great.

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