Am I the Only One?

Who, when driving, hits the turn signal on beat with whatever song is playing?

Who doesn't mind leaving a chocolate bar in the car, because it can melt just right?

Who could drink/eat/however one ingests it, finish an entire can of sweetened condensed milk?

Who applauds this baker's use of pretty colors here?  The next time I order a baked good, I'm rather certain I'll ask for turquoise icing.

Who didn't realize that those packages of Buddig lunch meat were meant for a single sandwich?  

My mother would ration out those slices.  Rash-unned.  And now I learn I could have put them all on at once?

Who doesn't like peppers in/on my food?  I am an immediate picker-offer.  It's a given that they add color;  they are pretty.  Inedible here, though.

Who remembers Boil-in-the-bag food?  I really liked the roast beef.

Who thinks that men's suits were just kind of waiting around, all downcast, until Colin Firth.

Someone may wear a suit as well, but no one wears one better. Agreed?