REALLY??

This is what you've got for me, life?

HUH?

My phone isn't dependable.  The charging cord is wobbly.  It has stopped and started five times just typing here this far, but I can go online for a few minutes at a time.  This makes no sense, because nothing else will connect.  New phone on order --- because WHY SHOULD ANYTHING BE EASY/AFFORDABLE RIGHT NOW.

Last night, the TV kind of kaput-ed, but it was late and I wanted to go to bed, and I assumed everything would reset overnight.  

NOPE.

I've tried every restart I know.  The router just will not come on.  Phone and TV are with the same company, so I'll take the router in when I pick up my phone.

This is not a good time to be unable to distract myself.