In addition to the much-too-expensive tooth business (honestly, if I had known that one tooth was worth that, I'd have pulled some more and sold them on the black market, or eBay, or wherever) guess what? A couple of* weeks ago, I started hearing scratches and chewing in the hall walls. Did any of my three animals alert to the sounds? Was any one of them willing to protect the homestead? Call to my pest control service: guy comes out, says he doesn't see any recent evidence of mice or rats, which is as big as their services go. Service call fee. He gives me the name of a "wildlife guy." Call the "wildlife guy" and he can't get here for a week. Meanwhile, I'm banging on the walls with books, my hands, my feet, putting dents in the walls to very little avail. "Wildlife guy" comes in yesterday. It's mice and/or rats, he says. (!!) He can start a three-week long process of sealing the house's foundation to keep critters out whi...