Photographic Evidence

As long as I can remember, I've known that my left foot is bigger than my right.  As in, if I'm buying new footwear, I only need to try on the left one.  If it fits, the right one will, no matter how hard a snippy salesgirl tries to convince me that the right one had to be tried on.*

On putting on my little "yoga" socks this morning, this difference was very clear.

Pardon my veiny feet and always bent toes, but look how much more stretched to fit the left one is.  Snippy girl, here you go.**

Also, Tap's tail makes an appearance because if I sit down, he settles on/extremely near my feet.

*You aren't listening to me, are you?

** Clearly, I'm over the years-ago experience.🙄