Why do people go through other people's phones? Has anything good ever come of that?
How could someone ask if Animal Farm was based on a true story?*
Is it possible for numb fingers to hurt? Asking for a friend.
Remember me telling you about cross-stitch designer Sally King? Look at the cover of the latest Stitchery:
Pretty, huh? She's quite remarkable. Possibly my favorite design is "Along the Riverbank":
It's my favorite, I think, because of the ingenious use of the water bird as the heel. (I spent far too much time online trying to figure out if that's a heron or an egrets. I landed on egrets in my own mind, but decided to use "water bird" so as not to offend or show my ignorance.) King also has a sewing-themed shoe with a stack of spools of
thread as the heel. Amazing imagination.
Why don't I have any gray boots?
*All of you --- no matter where you are --- most likely heard me shouting " YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!," hands covering my face, when I saw that question. Tap bolted awake and started a serious Warning Bark. We take ridiculousness very seriously in this house.
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