Have you heard Wanda Sykes' run on a woman's moment of silence? Well, here's mine.
Did you know there are caramel Tootsie Roll Pops? If something has caramel or butterscotch or toffee or sour cream or sour cream and onion in it, I'm in. Sour cream and onion chips are the only potato chips that should be put on a sandwich. Did Mama really never know I stole penny candy from Ben Franklin? If Daddy didn't give me a quarter and a dime for lunch, the whole day felt off. A quarter and two nickels, or three dimes and a nickel just felt weird. When does that Kroger coupon expire? I need to put those tow socks together before they get separated again. But I'll think about that in the morning.
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