*exclamation points*

Boy, it's been a big day.   

First, I got a new toaster!

 

I went to Target!  (And actually left with only the things I went in for.)

Then, I had a hiccups fit while trying to polish my nails.  Whee!

I forgot that the apple cider in the bottle was sparkling, and when I opened it after wrestling with the top for a bit, it spewed all over a countertop and part of the floor.  Stickiness, hooray!

And did I sit down on a knitting needle?  Of course I did!