I've had a blistering headache since the weekend, so staying still has been a necessity. Here are some non-sequiturs I've been saving:
You unwrap a head of lettuce, right? You cut/tear the amount you need for a salad. There is now less lettuce, yes? Then how come you can never get the remaining lettuce completely re-covered?????? I didn't cut off any plastic wrap!!!!!!
My "trick" for spelling "Mississippi" is reciting the words of a Bobbie Gentry song. None of the "crooked letter / humpback" stuff. And yes, I sang the lyric as I typed the first sentence.
My best friend's younger brother once told us how to remember the difference in spelling "dessert" versus "desert." You'd want two desserts --- hence, the two s's --- while one desert --- and one s --- would be plenty.
I was embarrassingly old when I realized the remarkable meshing of my mother's maiden name: England, and my father's middle name: Briton.
If it's taking you to a lower floor, shouldn't it be called a "de-escalator"?
Does anyone else sometimes use the reverse on your phone camera as a mirror?
If you forget to take your neuro/memory boost tablets, isn't that a sign that they aren't working?
How I got to him is a long, curvy story, but I've found out that Hermann Rorschach (yes, of the test) was kind of cute.