In the Words of Sam Jackson, "Hold On to Your Butts"

One of the benefits of this contest is gaining knowledge about other people in the world, and I mean that for the nominators and the nominees.  Thank you all for that. 

And this may be my thinking only, but there are some pairings coming up that are crazy.  You've been warned.

 Now, begin!  (And I know Numbers 13 and 14 are inverted.  It was getting late and I couldn't get them to change places, so I just let it go.)