Bad Timing

Last night, my Life Modem suddenly ceased to function.  Goodbye internet, goodbye TV.  I spent an hour on the phone with a tech, trying all sorts of things.  The ultimate conclusion was that my modem is out of date.  A new one will be here on January 2nd.

My first reaction: I hate doing things on my phone.  (Like this, for example.)  Second:  I'm going to miss SO MUCH FOOTBALL!!!!!!