I Am an Old Woman

If you just broke into a rendition of "Angel from Montgomery," we are very friends.

When I took Briton to the oral surgeon, I had on White Shoulders perfume.  When I got home after driving and sitting in one place for three hours, then driving some more, my tailbone/hip was excruciating.  I rattled around in the medicine cabinet, found a topical to follow my Advil Dual Action, and realized I had put on Ben-Gay.  I smelled like a nursing home sunroom.