Sunday, June 8, 2014

Up to Here

Can one exist without sinuses?  I have had it with mine.  Could they be filled in, like aggravating potholes?  Or, perhaps, decorated in such a way that no germs/phlegm/drainage/bacteria would deign to move in?

Fittingly, one of my favorite words is


  1. Squirting that expanding insulating foam up your nose is probably a bad idea, right? (Can you tell I have been binge-watching House? That's the kind of thing he would say.)



Since being laid up with these infernal ribs, I've had time to reflect on a few things.  First, Monday is the worst day to try and get ...