I remember going furniture shopping with my parents once, and my mother saying how much she liked a particular sleigh bed. Except that, I heard it as "slave bed," and wondered why anyone would want one of those.
Whaddaya gonna do? I was little.
Another thing I remember about that trip was driving past a hotel, and noticing that one of the guests had the drapes open. And there was a naked (or "nekkid") man standing in front of the window. I blurted out what I had seen, but then tried to make it better by adding, "He's got a towel --- he probably just got out of the bathtub."
Puttering around on the Internet today, I came across this photo:
That is so Rupert. The one staring at the curtains.