"Minivan" Should Be The Drinking Game Word Here
I decided that, despite my lack of life outside this house, I needed a rental car while my son has mine. I made an online reservation, following up with a call to tell my enterprise "branch" that I needed to be picked up. Was told there were no cars available. None Friday, none yesterday. Today, 45 minutes before their office closed, I got a call that a minivan was available.
I had reserved a compact.
I haven't driven a minivan since last century.
It's a nice minivan --- don't get me wrong. But it scarcely fits in the garage.
Our minivan must have been smaller than I remember.