The Fedora of Chance

Where all nominees' names go to wait until they're plucked out and placed in their bracket.  It can be a cold, scary, place.  Not for the weak, or those who think they can take it.  It can be a selfish and stingy  street, as names that have been through this wringer before try to scare the newbies.  Yeah, it can get as mean as a braided snake in there.  But above all, it's fair.  It's fair and it's fate and the names go where they need to go, so no sobbing, sister.  HunkTown can be tough.*





*ChickTown has a fedora, too, but it won't fit on my head, and it's mint green and doesn't much lend itself to noir slang.