Sunday, September 3, 2017

Strays

Can you monger anything other than fish, cheese, or whores?

What does a glove fit as well as?

Why call them "imponderables"?  They're the most ponderable questions of all.

Do you really know the back of your hand that well?  Could you pick it out of a lineup?

If it's hard out there for a pimp, go inside every once in a while.

You know that if she keeps goin' 'round the mountain, she's not going to get anywhere, right?  She has to go up now and again.

People don't express their First Amendment rights.  They express their opinions under the protection of, or due to, the First Amendment.

Whatever became of birthday "spankings" --- the ones that ended with "And one to grow on"?

Why would you even have a cake if you weren't going to eat it, too?

And why would you have a contest without an adorable mascot?
This is Calypso, my Twinnie's alpaca.  She has given permission for him to be our mascot, and so shall he be.  I call him "Bomber," as his was sort of a stealth birth (when no one was looking.)  Either way, he shall be watching over us.




3 comments:

Bridget said...

I cannot answer all of your questions ... however, iron can also be monged.

kathy b said...

Oh Calypso is the perfect Mascot. I love him. I adore his under chin black coloring

teabird said...

Do we get to pet the mascot? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?

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