Summer Truths

 It is suffocatingly hot.  (Duh.) 

If I were a high school boy, I would so have a crush on Camren Bicondova.

She plays the-so-young-she-isn't-Catwoman-yet Catwoman on Gotham, which is my current binge show.  

If you can't find a parking spot right in front of the frozen yogurt shop, your carefully constructed confection will be 3/4 melted by the time you walk to your car.

For everyone to reap the benefits of a ceiling fan, Maximum Couch Capacity is one human, one dog, and one cat.

Having the same "I am serious;  I honestly don't like watermelon" conversation over and over is tiresome.