Fall asleep wherever. Even if your face gets smooshed.
If you're outside on a breezy day, sit down facing the wind and let it blow your little ears back.
Never use your bed to actually sleep. It's basically just a frame for Cuteness.
No matter how many times someone says, "It's only rain," refuse to go outside. Lie down and do. not. move. All eight and a half of your pounds can provide surprising resistance.
Trust your big brother to watch over you when you nap.
When nothing else is working, use This Face.